GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, let's chat about the true scoop. Being a penguin on that sidelines is more like just watching. It's a whole vibe. You got your regular competition, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, gossip you wouldn't believe! Like when that skater went soaring into the rink wall, I swear, it looked like a cartoon. A